Steven Universe Parody: Do It For Her

Pearl:
I do it for her,
And I would do it again.
I do it for her, and that is why
I’m going to win.

Keep my stance wide,
Keep my body lowered.
I’ll keep moving forward,
Onwards like a blur.
One step, two steps,
Bolting ever faster.
And if I ever falter,
I’ll stay fixed on her.

Rose:
Keep your eyes wide,
For their defenses lowered.
Just keep facing forward--

Pearl:
Look out, Rose!
You almost got hit!

Rose:
One step, two steps.
Put your heart and soul into it!
There’s too much on the line, my friends,
We cannot fall

On this battlefield,
We’re surrounded by chaos.
But if you ever have need of me, you’ll have my shield and my sword.
You just have faith in why we fight this horrible war.
That’s how you stay sure,
It’s why you never give in.
And you’ll concur,
Without a doubt,
That we’re going to win.

Pearl:
She says we must defend this whole planet.
But I just can’t help but ask exactly why.
What I don’t know is its hidden value.
It’s just some worthless rock, but then again,
So am I.

Deep down, I know that I’m just a cheap Gem.

Rose:
Pearl!

But I know that I can draw my sword and fight.
With my base existence,

Rose:
Please stop.

Pearl:
I can make a difference.

Rose:
You already do!

Pearl:
I can be there for you,
I can be her knight.

I can do it for her,
Yes I do it for her,
And I’d do it again.
I do it for her, and that is why I’m going to win.